"Wow! Sparky, you really stink!" says Mikey.
"Huh?"
"Like a skunk, or something."
"Wha?"
Then She tells me to stop picking on "little Sparky."
She's got a lot of nerve. O.K., so I brought that iguana carcass
back to the house, again. I know, fourth time in two weeks. But,
come on -- think of it like doggie beef jerky. How was I supposed
to know Sparky would roll around in it for 20 minutes. It's for eating
for Pete's sake.
"Hey! Sparky! Don't play with your food!"
Mikey
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