photo caption: Mikey (me) and him near the precipice. Santa Olaya -- April 14, 2013. Photo by Ozzie Forbes.
Guy walks into a bar with his dog and says he'll bet anyone $100 that his dog talks. The bartender says, "O.K. You're on..."
The guy asks his dog, "What's on top of this building?
The dog replies, "Ruff."
"No way," says the bartender, "I'm not falling for that one."
"Well," says the guy, "how about double or nothing? I'll ask him a different question."
"Uh, O.K.," says the bartender.
"Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog looks puzzled for a moment, then says, "Ruff!"
They guy and his dog find themselves sprawled on the sidewalk in front of the bar where the bartender has unceremoniously dumped them.
"Was it Dimaggio?" asks the dog.
"Shut up," says the guy, "You got 200 bucks?"
MIKEY
Casa Mulero
Mulero Valley
Santa Olaya, PR